SAY IT AIN'T SO, OPIE!

The Andy Griffith Show meets The Twilight Zone in this new video put out by Ron "Opie" Howard. Oh, how I wish you didn't do this Opie! But in this video, icons of TV nostalgia, Ron Howard, Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler, perverted the memory of their homespun characterizations from small-town yesteryear by openly supporting the most unpatriotic presidential candidate ever -- Barack Obama.

With his wife who professed that only in her middle age has she finally become "proud" of our country to his so-far-to-the-left-he's-nearer-to-Moscow idealogy, Obama would never have had votes cast by Opie, Andy or the Fonz.

Could you imagine -- in your wildest dreams -- the townsfolk of Mayberry supporting Obama or his policies? Can you imagine Andy and his longtime sweetheart Helen Crump contemplating a late-term abortion?

Can you imagine Opie canvassing for ACORN for fraudulent voter registrations?

Can you imagine Floyd the barber's (just like Joe the plumber's) incredulity as Obama tells Floyd he wants to "spread his wealth around"?

Can you imagine Otis the town drunk becoming the Obama-appointed recipient of Floyd's "wealth"?

Can you imagine Andy and Barnie's girlfriends, Helen and Thelma Lou, double dating -- but without Andy and Barnie?

Can you imagine Aunt Bee faithfully going to church services listening to Obama's pastor Jeremiah Wright?

Can you imagine Private First Class Gomer Plye shouting "Shazam!" when Obama talks to him about weakening the U.S. military.

Can you imagine Deputy Barnie Fife sifting through the debris after a bombing by Obama's unrepentent terrorist friend Bill Ayers?

No, Opie, you and your TV icons were loved for your faithfulness to family and country; and it's a sad commentary on today's Hollywood as most of you reject the morals and decency that all of you once portrayed in a day gone by.